Alright, enough teasing.
http://steamcommunity.com/app/223470/discussions/0/666828127203287049/
I've been helping with this for the past several months, and I'm happy to announce that the update's live, as in, RIGHT NOW, for all existing owners of Postal 2 on Steam, they'll be rolling the update out to other digital distribution services in the near future, but the game's on sale for a meager $2.49 at the time of writing, so... why wait? Buy one for yourself, buy one for your wife and kids*(see note)!
http://store.steampowered.com/app/223470/
Buy a 4-pack and send it to your easily-offended friends! Or enemies, even better!
There are also a lot of other goodies, not the least of which being the Post Apocalyptic Weekend expansion has been fully integrated into the main game, for a seamless playthrough of Monday through Sunday!
Lots of weapons from Eternal Damnation have been added and tweaked as well, and a bunch of other stuff I can't even remember.
As such, I took the liberty of updating the DR score for the game:
http://www.wsgf.org/dr/postal-2-complete
Please note that widescreen is entirely supported, the screenshots in there are out of date, the HUD is no longer stretched, FoV is calculated automatically, and resolution selection is natively supported. I'll try and fix that soon-ish, but I'll be away until January so... if someone else wants to do it, don't wait for me.
*Don't do this unless your wife has a very
good twisted sense of humor and your kids are 18 or older.